No You Ih-Int!

I have a problem with any man who says "we're pregnant". You aren't both pregnant, you aren't both going to give birth, and hell, you probably didn't even both orgasm during the conception. It's just a way for a guy to feel like he's involved in a pregnancy, because other than the conception, the only things a guy has to do is either hand out cigars to his buddies, or pay the aborton physician.

Why not include the foetus in this, too? It's about as pregnant as you'll ever be, and it is further up in the birth canal than you'll ever get.

Lastly, I'd like to explain my stance on abortion. My stance is basically towards the top of the uterus, that way it helps push out the blob-child.