Breast Cancer
If my girlfriend had breast cancer, somewhere within the recesses of my mind, I know that I would think "More titty for me". And then after the chemo they look like a skeleton, but the cancer stays and so the tits are comparitively huge!
You can't get your boyfriend to give you a breast exam because we won't tell you if we find anything. Anything in there that means more titty is fine by us.
Then when they find it themselves and start with the therapy you can take advantage of the chemo by having sex with them while they're asleep. Get them to do all the things they wouldn't normally do like tit-fucking. They wake up like, "Hey, what's this dried white matter around my neck?" That's just your white blood cells, honey, they come out that way.
You can't get your boyfriend to give you a breast exam because we won't tell you if we find anything. Anything in there that means more titty is fine by us.
Then when they find it themselves and start with the therapy you can take advantage of the chemo by having sex with them while they're asleep. Get them to do all the things they wouldn't normally do like tit-fucking. They wake up like, "Hey, what's this dried white matter around my neck?" That's just your white blood cells, honey, they come out that way.
posted by William at 4:45 PM
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